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Witches In Bikinis: Music

Jesus Versus Godzilla / lyrics

(Vocals: Felineous Maxx)
2009-06-23
Written by: Bill Rozar; Mixed by Chris Sassano; Engineered by Joe Castellon and Bernard Fox at Kaufman Astoria Studios
Godzilla came out of the sea
Ready for a smash and burn killing spree
With all the fish fished he couldn’t find food
The smell of human flesh really put him in the mood.

Godzilla knocked down every building in sight
The military couldn’t even put up a fight
The whole city prayed as it took its last breath
For the Son of Man to come and fight the creature to the death

Jesus versus Godzilla
Jesus versus Godzilla

The sky opened up and a bright light shone
Godzilla looked up and felt a shiver in his bone
Jesus flew down on a beam of white light
Staring down Godzilla he was itching to fight.

Jesus versus Godzilla
Jesus versus Godzilla

Godzilla struck first with a swipe of his tail
Jesus jumped away and made a fifty-foot nail
Godzilla breathed a flame that could make a whale fry
But Jesus flew up and stuck the nail in his eye.

Jesus versus Godzilla
Jesus versus Godzilla

Godzilla, half-blind, was really, really mad
He was gonna show Jesus who was whose dad
But Jesus shot a plasma ray from his big toe
Godzilla fell dead, it was the end of the show

Jesus versus Godzilla
Jesus versus Godzilla